I missed writing . But it's been a crazy couple of weeks. Mostly at work, stress and yelling and stress and shit-talking gossip and stress and drinking and stress. Which is pretty sweet. I keep my calm in a lot of situations at work, only to lose my shit when I get home. So I guess that makes me average.
Have I mentioned roller skating is the shit? Because of aforementioned stress, a coworker and our man friends went drinking. Well, the man friends went out to dinner, coworker and I were drinking (with occasional food). So coworker (whom I shall name Jazzer) and I decided to go roller skating! But first, more drinking!
We both only fell once, which is kind of a miracle considering the way we were throwing ourselves around that rink. We even did that hold-hands-and-spin thing in the middle of the rink. We were definately the coolest people in there... Obviously. I mean, we're in our late twenties, drunk and surrounded by teenagers. Poor, poor childeren. When it came time for the couple skate I had decided to attempt to find a new thirteen year old boyfriend. I didn't thankfully, but I came up with the greatest pick up line for the occasion. Ready for it?
"I"m fully developed."
Oh it made me giggle. Drunkenly.